Stonks Guy, Robert and Greg's Fart Fail

Morning ;)

This is my narrative from a few weeks ago that I finished! We had to think up 3 different characters and we ended up with Stonks Guy, Robert and Greg! I hope you like this crack piece of writing that I call a story, haha.

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NOTE: This is a crack piece of writing, Gen Z humour may be featured in this and also memes but if you know, you know, *does the Debby Ryan*. If confirmation is needed search up the line in the story to understand. If you don’t understand this humour, you may just have to be accepting the fact that you may be a boomer :) Otherwise, welcome to my extraordinary piece of writing!

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Featuring: Stonks Guy, Robert and Craig. The KFC toilet’s and workers are paid actors.

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~ Introduction ~

“Stonks, you up for a challenge *smirks devilishly*” Robert asked while finger combing his imaginary long goatee with his hands. Robert is a very.. Hmm.. Interesting man let’s just say and Greg too, his best friend.

“Yes sir! ;)” Winked Stonks Guy while doing the Debby Ryan, (if you know, you know). Stonks Guy is a living Meme man if i’m being honest.  He wears a tuxedo with a blue bowtie. He looks a bit creepy in real life as he has a meme man head.

They met Stonks Guy in a party and ever since then, they became inseparable!

“Craig, you up for a challenge too?” Asked Robert again as he dramatically shot his towards Craig’s direction while yet again, finger combing his imaginary long goatee.

“Yessss sirrrrr!” Exclaimed Greg while dice rolling.

“The competition is a farting challenge! Whoever wins gets whatever they want on the KFC menu and no limits..!” Said Robert as he grinned sheepishly.

~ Beginning ~

“Don’t you reckon we go in separate stalls?” Asked Greg to Robert.

“Pshhh no.” Said Stonks Guy and Robert in unison.

“Alright, if you say so. In this stall we go..” Said Greg walking into an empty stall with Stonks Guy and Robert closely followed behind.

“Ready..” Robert started.

“Steady..” Greg continued.

“GO!” Stonks Guy yelled.

And this is where the fun, no scratch that, CHAOS begins..

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Honestly, anybody else who was in the bathroom would have to go outside. The. bathroom. smelt. AWFUL. Literally a 6 year old girl entered the bathroom just to be met with a horrible smell and noise. Poor girl carried her Barbie Doll inside, (a brand new one mind you), and it caused her Barbie to be so smelly that she would have to throw it in a plastic bag, tie that plastic bag, put another plastic bag on top of the previous one, tie that plastic bag then bury the bag deep down underground. The poor girl was so traumatized she broke down in tears when she exited the bathroom.

I wonder how Robert, Greg and Stonks Guy are coping with all the disgusting smell they are creating, let’s see. Oh.. OH- So they were just wearing 5 masks each! No wonder why they can cope with it.

~ Stonks Guy POV ~

EW! It smells HORRID in here, I was trying to get them to stop but I don’t think they can hear me with all the noise that we are creating. Suddenly I heard the largest fart from all of us yet…

“Uh oh…” We all exclaimed at the same time. This is when we knew, we messed up..

~ Greg POV ~

“Did w-we j-just d-do t-that?” I asked with fear in my voice.

“*Gulps*... Yes..” Said Stonks Guy.

“AAAAAAHHHHHHH!” We all yelled at the same time.

“Shoot, shoot, SHOOT!” Yelled Robert as he paced around the now brown, green and chunky poo on the floor of the bathroom stall.

“You might wanna watch out you might sl-” Stonks Guy tried to say but Robert already slipped, on his back, landed on his head, on the poo and was just knocked out unconscious.

“He’s gonna kill us when he finds out that the poo went in his hair!” I said.

“Let’s get cleaned up!” Said Stonks Guy before gagging.

~ Narrator POV ~

The pair got cleaned up, how? Well simple, crawl back through the secret tunnel in the bathroom that they made all the way back to their homes. Shower then return! Unfortunately for them though, by the time they came back Robert was outside the tunnel waiting for them, arms crossed, foot tapping the floor impatiently and the most scariest and angriest frown. Well their done for.

“Tell my mum I love her before I die!” Stonks Guy exclaimed dramatically while clutching his heart.

“I HAD TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM STALLS ALL BY MYSELF WHILE YOU GUYS WERE PROBABLY HAVING A NICE BUBBLE BATH WITH YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIES AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORST BIT! THE POO WENT IN MY HAIR!!” Yelled Robert.

“GOSH CALM DOWN JAMOLE, DON’T PULL OUT THE 9, AHAHAHHAH” Laughed Stonks Guy trying to lighten up the mood.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA” Laughed Greg trying to backup Stonks Guy. Robert just glared and walked up to the duo with his fists clenched. 

“Okay, okay sorry sorry!” Stonks Guy yelled with his hands up in the air in defeat.

“Wait so who won?” Asked Robert.

“ME!” Yelled Stonks Guy, Greg and Robert at the same time. This led to a fist fight..

“I WIN!” Yelled Robert.

“NO I DID YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!” Yelled Stonks Guy while tackling Robert. Greg was on top of Stonks Guy yelling,

“YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOODS; I WON!”

~ Fast Forward Since Nobody Wants To Be Listening To Their Little Fist Fight ~

If i’m being completely honest, they were fighting like little toddlers. They just smacked their hands up and down on the others and yelled. Long story short, Robert won and now they are ordering whatever he wants at the KFC counter.

“Yeah I would like 4 Rugby All Stars please and thank you.” Said Robert to the KFC worker.

“Alright. You’re total is $48.” Said the KFC worker.

“Robert, the money?” Nudged Robert to Stonks Guy. Stonks Guy scoffed before reluctantly handing him $50 dollars.

“Oh and, keep the change!” Winked Robert to the worker.

“Wha- YOU! ARGH! Cut the cameras, deada-” Yelled Stonks Guy and with that he smacked the camera’s out of the camera guys' hands.

“And that’s when he knew that he fricked up.” Said the KFC worker.

“Go rObeRt gO! RuN lIke tHe wInd!” Yelled Greg to Robert.

In conclusion, don’t have a farting competition and who even wants to do that stuff? If i’m being honest, if you do want to have a farting competition, your last three brain cells are; Stonks Guy, Robert and Greg.

~ Special interview with Stonks Guy afterwards ~

Narrator: “What were you thinking when Robert said, ‘Keep the change.’?”

Stonks Guy: “I remember thinking, i’m about to beat this bleep up.”

~ THE END :> ~

The Legend of The Golden Snail

Morning ;)

And welcome or welcome back to my blog! This is my reading task from yesterday that I wanted to finish. Me, Nadia and Nina worked together on this! Basically, we had to read the story, "The Legend of The Golden Snail". We were then given a checklist which we had to tick off if the story had those things. E.g: "The characters are introduced and described" and "The sequence of the event's is described". 

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The story summarised as much as I can since it's a long story:

A long time ago in Indonesia, there lived a prince called Raden who was married to a princess named Dewi. They lived in an ornate palace with lot's of pretty flowers in the gardens.

One day when Dewi was walking in the palace gardens, she spotted a snail among her flowers. Her being over dramatic, (in my opinion), asked one of her servants to pick it up and also throw it away. The snail was actually a really old witch who disguised herself, (I don't even know why either). The witch became very angry, (ma'am, calm down), with Dewi so she put a curse on her and turned her into a golden snail, (at least she's golden). Then she threw the snail into the river, which carried her away from the palace and into the forest.

In the forest lived a poor widow who made her living catching fish. On this day, she had been trying unsuccessfully to catch fish in her net. Finally, she pulled her net out of the water to go home. There, in the bottom of her net was a snail with a shell that shone like gold. She took it home and placed it in a clay pot.

The next morning when she woke up, her floors were swept and there was a meal placed on her table! This continued happening for many days until the day she decided to figure out who was helping her.

One day, she pretended to go out but she was actually hiding. Soon she saw the snail crawl out of the pot. A pretty young woman exited out from the shell. She then cleaned the house and cooked a meal. The old woman realised that she was under a spell and she was determined to break the curse. She took the empty shell and she quickly threw it away into the river. Then the young woman told the old woman her story and continued to live with her.

Some years passed and the kind tried to persuade the Prince Raden that he needed a new wife. Raden was determined not to marry anybody unless she looked exactly like his former wife, (Princess Dewi, i'm guessing). So, he travelled town to town with his servant searching for a new wife.

One day, Prince Raden and his servant came upon the hut near the river. They asked the old woman for food and drinks. After eating and drinking, Raden wanted to thank the person who made the meal. The old woman brought out her "daughter", who was actually Princess Dewi.

As soon as Raden saw her he knew that she was the bride that he wished to have. Dewi refused to marry him, (um ma'am, isn't that your husband anyways?). Anyway, Dewi refused to marry him until he went to heaven and collected the holy gamelan, a special Javanese instrument which played music without needing to be touched. Raden agreed. For one hundred days, he fasted and meditated in the forest until the God's decided to grant his wish. On their wedding day, the holy gamelan played the beautiful music and Dewi was able to tell her husband the story about the witch's curse and the golden snail.

The old woman lived happily ever after in the palace with them and had everything she could possibly want.

THE END.

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We had to then underline the main characters. I underlined Prince Raden, Princess Dewi, The Witch (because without her this story wouldn't have happened, would it?), the servant (#underrated) and the poor widow.

Then we had to connect a line from under the main characters and described them.

Prince Raden: "Prince that lost his wife, (lonely)".

Princess Dewi: "Princess, (got karma)". Which by the way, is completely true after all, she did order her servant to throw it away.

The Witch: "Snail maker".

Servant: "Underrated and unbothered queen/king" and I decided to do it that because the princess turned into a snail and the servant was there, weren't they? So they're unbothered kings/queens.

Poor Widow: "Nice lady that's poor".

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I hope you like this task, sorry that it's so long but I hope you enjoyed! :)

Silhouette Art

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This is my silhouette art. I chose a Hogwarts themed silhouette with a purplish background! :)

 

Purple Epilepsy Day

 Today is a mufti day at Pt England where we wear purple, (if we have any purple clothes) to raise awareness for the medical condition that affects the brain called Epilepsy. Epilepsy is where you have seizures and it all starts from your brain. Mr Vogt is affected by this condition. I personally don't have many purple clothes so I just wore a top and black shorts with a purple sweatshirt. 

Here is picture of an insight of some people in the team 5 space that were wearing purple! :)

Streets 4 Everyone Project

 The year 7 and 8 extension group have been working with an amazing company called Open Fort and they are working with the Tāmaki Regeneration Company on a project that's in Point England called Streets for Everyone. For this project we had to brainstorm about what would be some fun activities in the local area. There were different topics on what type of theme the games/activities would be. They were, connect the dots, treasure/scavenger hunt and some others! 

I worked with Finau and we chose to do a scavenger hunt with food and we chose to name it, "Spot Your Favourite Food"! We wanted to use some paint that only reveals when it gets wet so it's like, "look for your favourite food without knowing where it is..!". Then on top could be question marks with paint that disappears when it get's wet to reveal the food. On the top with visible paint that doesn't disappear there will be 4 different main food types; Dessert, Sea Food, Proper Food and Healthy Food (Veggies and Fruits).

Although its's quite a big idea, we hope to make it work! This is a bit of an insight on Learn, Create, Share in our school and we really enjoy this and the opportunities we are given because of this! :)

Visual Ratio

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Today we did some maths on Ratio and let me tell you that it was so fun because we used none other than.. M&M's! First we had to rearrange them into a mathematical way. I arranged mine into a line in the order of the rainbow which makes a pictograph! 

Then we made a 3 different Ratios with the same M&M's. Here is mine:

(Sorry for the bad picture). Anyways, the first Ratio is 3:4, second: 1:4 and the third: 1:3!

Please leave a positive comment :)

Ratio Reconcilliation

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This is my maths Ratio task. It might be wrong as I am quite new to Ratio, please correct me if I am! 

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